being a lefty kind of sucks sometimes because even if you have the nicest handwriting everything will end up smudged by your own hand at the end
hi you are reading a text post made by me. whoops i made you waste your time reading this yet you’re still reading to see if i actually say something of any interest or relevance which i’m not going to but you still haven’t stopped reading yet so i guess i’d better say something funny or smart but i won’t because that’s not me and you’re still sitting there reading this because you have nothing better to do. i’m really surprised you made it this far you can get a personalised medallion off of me for reading this pathetic piece of text because you are awesome and i’m not because i actually had to type all of this out in hope that you’d come along and read it so good for you if you’re still reading then really why, why because you know nothing good will come from reading this, i’m not going to say anything of any kind that you want to know so congratulations you wasted a long time reading this i mean you could have gotten up and for 10 seconds or reblogged another three photos but no you’re STILL here reading this your life must be so interesting i bet you just had so much to do but now you don’t and time is something you can’t get back so you’ve essentially wasted your entire life reading and doing pointless things so hooray for you. also i’m really really bored if you can’t tell so you should reply or talk to me sometime yes you should do that because i spent more time doing this than i thought i would have and i’ve still said nothing of any interest yet you’re still reading.. why are you still reading why why why
